I love my skin!

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful
Ezra Koenigs golden rules for life

  • 1: always carry sunglasses
  • 2: do your emails while you drink coffee
  • 3: disable text preview
  • 4: respect all faiths
  • 5: eat healthy by yourself
  • 6: never wear flip-flops in public
  • 7: learn how to say, ''i understand every word you're saying, motherfucker'' in multiple languages.
  • 8: take a shower
  • 9: it's better to underdress than overdress
  • 10: don't worry about manners too much
  • ~ Q magazine

germball:

i set up a gofundme for receiving donations to go towards a new binder bc my other one is falling apart… .. . some money from alienjunk sales will also be used. ty for supporting me it means the universe

Bad Bad Things
Andrew Jackson Jihad
People That Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World
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semirevolutionairy:

bad bad things//andrew jackson jihad

so i looked into your eyes
and i saw a reflection
of a coward that you and i both hate very much
and then I grabbed the knife
and i let the blood out of your throat
and i smashed those tiny mirrors inside of your skull

quantumfemme:

princessskittybot:

cishet people be like NOOO U CANT USE THAT TERM TO DESCRIBE UR SEXUALITY/GENDER ITS MADE UP WORD!!! and then turn around and make up ridiculous terms like mancrush and guyliner and man-purse in order to keep their precious hetronormitive gender roles intact

The post I didn’t know I was waiting for

arctick-monkeys:

new life motto

arctick-monkeys:

new life motto

the post i reblogged abt girls makin me unable 2 move. on the way home this girl was brushin her hair in front o me nd i was like. u know ur beautiful pls.no

gayorb:

girls are just . girls are literally just so good.i cant move

actionables:

just think about how many people are taking a dump right now…your best friend…your third grade crush…the Pope…Miranda Cosgrove…all of them might be doing it at this very moment and I think that’s pretty amazing

skyshipweatherlight:

I’m done. Gender is cancelled. Goodbye.